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Sample Boo - Valygar Banter

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#1 Bri

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 08:16 AM

The conversations between a transmuted hamster and a taciturn ranger can turn surreal...

Boo: “Just what iss wrong with me? Why do all the otherss ssmell that much different than me.”

Valygar: “It might be because you insist on eating too much lettuce.”

Boo: “Ooh…ssorry…didn’t mean to bother you Valygar, ssir.“

Valygar: “Doesn’t matter, even an inbred orc with a cold could have smelled you…upwind from you.”

Boo: “That issn’t very nisse, Valygar sir.”

Valygar: “No, but it is the truth. I recommend changing your eating habits, for it endangers us all otherwise.”

Boo: “And what iss wrong with what I eat? Ass I undersstand it, it iss very healthy.”

Valygar: “Boo, you eat almost one thing, and one thing only. Lettuce. You are right that it is healthy for you, but in the amount you eat…well, it is a good ######.”

Boo: “Di…di…diu…diurhetoric?”

Valygar: “Let’s just say that it is the reason you sleep away from camp as you do.”
"I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave it up." "You gave up drinking?" "No, I gave up reading..."

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