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[v2] Kindrek/Yasraena Banters

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#1 nethrin

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 05:22 AM

I authorize these banters as writer/coder of the Kindrek mod and as co-writer/co-coder of the Yasraena mod.

(SoA) Kindrek's file name is BKINDREK. Yasraena's is BYASRAEN.
(ToB) Kindrek's file name is BKINDR25. Yasraena's is BYASRA25.

KINDREK: Yasraena! Watching your body move in battle turns me on!

YASRAENA: (Yasraena's face registers utter bafflement.) What?

KINDREK: Not only do you excel at the shedding of blood, which I find highly stimulating, but your battle-dance shows me parts of your body I usually do not have the pleasure of seeing!

YASRAENA: You cannot be serious. We are so dissimilar. Your desire for me is like a fish being enamored of a bird.

KINDREK: (Kindrek winks at Yasraena.) There are such things as flying fish!

YASRAENA: Ugh. And there are such things as blades in the back.

KINDREK: Yasraena! I have given you ample time to consider my offer! What say you?

YASRAENA: To what, pray?

KINDREK: My offer! Shall I tell <CHARNAME> to set camp so that we might form the beast with two backs?

YASRAENA: Do you suspect an attack from a beast? Yes, setting camp is a wonderful deception. It would fool the beast into thinking we do not suspect its presence!

KINDREK: What?! What are you talking about? I'm talking about you and me!

YASRAENA: Even better. We are the warriors. Let us go out and find this beast--

KINDREK: --Now you're talking!

YASRAENA: And murder it.

KINDREK: OK, let's skip the camp idea...

PM'd to Grim Squeaker cuz of spoilers.... :blush:
Let the Realms' wizards beware: Kindrek is here!
Natha jalil s'lat'halin vel'uss shlu'ta mir ilta ehmtu xuil l' prollussk. Il zhah Yasraena.
How's about we go sort out a few chavs with Willie Bruce?
Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt Saerileth's love.

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