And please excuse the horrid Korgan accent.
Delainy: "Korgan, don't you think you should ease up on your drinking? I swear I could get drunk on your breath."
Korgan: "Bah, why I am nae surprised that ye be one of these weak-kneed tee-totallers."
Delainy: "Maybe because it's not a good idea to be a drunk werewolf. Why..."
Korgan: "Stow it girlie, I've heard yer story before. Yer wrong, though. Drink dinnae hurt ye, but heals ye. Water, that be what makes ye weak."
Delainy: "I doubt that very much."
Korgan: "Well, back when I was a wee lad, and still gave a damn what the eld ones would say, a priest of Abbathor was giving a little demonstation..."
Delainy: "About what?"
Korgan: "About the evils of water, if ye would keep yer yap shut. He took two glasses, and filled one with water, and one with whiskey. Then, he put a worm in the glass of water. The worm writhed about, happy as it could be. He then put the second worm in the whiskey. It writhed painfully, sank to the bottom, and died. Now what does this tell ye?"
Delainy: "Dwarves really hate worms?"
Korgan: "Nay, ye thick-headed addlepate. It means if ye drink whiskey, ye won't get worms."
Edited by Bri, 28 April 2009 - 07:39 PM.